I'm not ready to talk about this one yet, but am considering crystal-ish lines, still figuring some things out.
So, instead, a funny school moment...
There is a first grade girl who is full of spunk and sparks, she cracks me up. Recently she would NOT put her pencil down and listen to the teacher's directions for a particular assignment. Finally, I came up behind her and slipped the pencil out of her grip.
"NOT COOL LADY!"
"NOT cool to not be listening."
"NOT COOL AT ALL!"
Of course, she was later frustrated because she hadn't listened. I raised an eyebrow while handing her an eraser.
It could've been worse. I heard that she was mad on the playground one day, went up to the teacher on duty and yelled, "DO YOUR F@*#ING JOB!"